TBR News April 29, 2005

Draft Young Republicans And all the sons of Congressmen! And the two
adorable 100 Proof Bush daughters! (Ginna and Tonic)

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and
more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day
the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and
the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
- H.L. Mencken

Note: Very little of the information in this edition of TBR news has come
from the mainline American media. It is just not there. Most of it has
come from foreign sources and the Internet. Most of our sources can be
seen on the main page.

The Voice of the White House

April 27, 2005: “ Much terror here in the Fag Palace . It seems that
Democratic Reps. Louise Slaughter of New York and John Conyers of Michigan
filed a freedom of information request and were given Secret Service
records of Gannon/ Guckert’s visits to the White House. We now know that
the dangerously indiscreet and very unhappy Gannon kept what has been
called a “very frank and revealing” personal journal. Conyers and
Slaughter have previously indicated that Guckert's journal might contain
information of value to the Valerie Plame investigation if, in fact,
Guckert had been given some sort of access to documents related to the
Plame leaks.

"A person in the White House briefing room who had access to a memo
revealing the operative’s name also kept a journal of his days covering
the White House," the letter to investigator Fitzgerald stated. "We bring
this to your attention because we believe your office may need to subpoena
the journal to further the work of the grand jury."

"It now appears that Mr. Guckert memorialized his experiences at the White
House," the letter added, noting Guckert's comments that he might turn
the journal into a book. From a very recent Russian press release, it
seems that Guckert is making plans with a Russian firm based in South East
Asia to reprint all of his journals. "It would be unfortunate if Mr.
Guckert published information that would be useful to your investigation,
such as the identity of the person who gave him the memo, without your
office having the benefit of its contents," the letter continued.

My God, such fun! Seems that our professional male prostitute, phony
“news” reporter and keeper of a Forbidden Journal, using a Secret Service
day pass, visited the White House 196 times in two years, and spent the
night 12 times! That’s right, spent the night 12 times.

Who did he spend the night with?

The usual mindless gossip ‘bloggers’ are accusing Fat Karl the Eunuch of
hosting him but we here know this is not true. Not that Fat Karl doesn’t
like a bit of tying up and manly spanking on his immense flabby bottom
from time to time but Karl does not live in the White House and is hardly
going to sneak back in and turn tricks with “Captain Bulldog” in a White
House broom closet. Sweet Ken M., Bush’s fond choice for the head of the
GOP is another cinch choice for some high level fudge packing but he is
out too. Sweet Ken is Otherwise Occupied.

The Secret Service has people working in it who do not like Bush or his
nocturnal activities and they released the logs although they refused to
do so during the investigations into Clinton ’s activities in the White
House. I have seen copies of these and have been checking them, (actually
my computer-savvy secretary has been doing this) against what was going on
inside the White House when Gannon appeared and, especially, when he was
overnighting. Guess what? There were many times when he visited here when
there were no press conferences or news briefings. These were for the
daytime visits. For the nighttime visits, I checked his dates against
rosters of staff who are assigned here for night duty such as Secret
Service, White House police, computer operators and switchboard people
types. The question arises, children, as to whether Gannon would spend the
night here with some flunky. This is not a hotel. There is a very good
chance that someone getting a head job in a closet or other vacant area
would be nailed by the security staff. Did he sleep in the head? On the
floor? On the piano? No? Not believable? The President has a small,
private bedroom for resting that is directly connected to the Oval office.
Perhaps Gannon was allowed to bunk in there, safe from bothersome Secret
Service or security people.

Here is the question for your readers: Whom did Gannon service on his
sleepovers? Since 9/11, the White House security checks are meticulous -
it is almost impossible for the average Joe Public to get into the White
House even once during the day, much less 196 times, and even more so
OVERNIGHT! And Guckert was no Joe Public - he was a person of bad
character - a known male hooker, fraudulently claiming to be a reporter,
and using a false name. Only direct orders from the absolute highest
levels of the Fag Palace would have given such a person this kind of
access. Need I say more? And please note that Captain Bulldog was one of
the very few members of the press to be allowed inside the White House to
cover the January 26, 2005 special Presidential press conference. If there
were no events for a newsman, no matter how phony, to cover, why did he
come here?

A check of the staff rosters indicate that only one person was in the
White House on all the dates that Gannon slept over. The same person was
always here when Gannon visited on days when there was no press action to
cover. My, my, who could that be? Do you believe in coincidences? Do you
believe in the Tooth Fairy? If Gannon had something going with a staffer,
they would go to a motel or someone’s apartment in the area…unless the
other person could not leave the White House without drawing attention to
their absence.

Consider this, too, children. Gannon is a well-known, heavily advertised
(on the gay internet) male prostitute operating in Washington , D.C. Gannon
is not now and never was from Texas . It is interesting to contemplate a
small, fanatical very right wing Texas-based website whose owner, Robert
“Bobby” Eberle* (See below for Eberle CV. Ed ), is a close personal friend
of the President, hiring a Washington, D.C. male whore with no
journalistic experience at all to go to the White House as their
“representative.” This is the “TalonNews Service” run by Eberle who is
listed as their “Editor in Chief.” Actually, “TalonNews” was set up as a
conduit for official White House news releases and nothing else. When the
Gannon scandal erupted, “TalonNews” faded quickly into the fetid Texas
political swamps from whence it had come and even more quickly.

Eberle is also listed as President and CEO of GOPUSA, a "conservative
news, information, and design company dedicated to promoting conservative
ideals." In the wake of the Gannon scandal, Eberle has tried to claim that
GOPUSA and TalonNews are not connected but I know that both of these
entities are registered to the same Texas address, which is Eberle’s
personal residence.

The TalonNews.com domain name registration lists Eberle's email address as
bobby.eberle@gopusa.com. Articles on TalonNews.com consist of brief
introductory paragraphs, followed by a link to "Read more"; clicking on
that link takes you to a page that announces, "This story can be found on
our #1 client -- GOPUSA!" Readers are then redirected to the GOPUSA.com
site. GOPUSA, which claims, in error, to have “millions of daily viewers”
is a typical proto-fascist weird Texas product designed to delight and
entertain the denizens of trailer parks and other Bush supporters. It is
interesting to note that Eberle’s propaganda machine is strongly
pro-family and anti-gay. Why, one wonders, did the pure and noble Eberle
hit upon the well-known male Internet whore to act as his representative
to the White House? It certainly wasn’t Gannon’s known lack of experience
in journalism. Perhaps it was his self-avowed eight inch penis that gained
him unlimited entrée. To many things.

After Gannon abruptly resigned his position at GOPUSA/TalonNews, he
claimed he was not paid very much but only got “a kind of stipend” from
Eberle. He said he earned that stringer arrangement with GOPUSA, with no
journalism experience, after “a breakfast meeting” in Washington with
owner Bobby Eberle.

Although Eberle was not a member of Washington ’s powerful inner circle, a
member of his Board of Directors, Peter Hannaford* (See below for
Hannaford CV. Ed) certainly is. A longtime San Franciscan, Republic
publicist and an active member of Ronald Reagan’s administration as
Governor of California, Hannaford is certainly well-connected in various
Washington circles and insiders have indicated that Hannaford might well
have introduced Gannon to Eberle at the so-called “breakfast meeting”

It appears very clearly to all of us here in the Fag Palace and inside the
Beltway cocktail circuits that some high level pimping was in motion,
nothing else. No wonder the Rove propaganda machine has been cranking out
reams of irrelevant, silly nonsense about Gannon (“Is he really Johnny
Gosch, Abducted Paper Boy?”) to keep the jabbering blogging idiots and
the stupid public thrilled with useless and inaccurate stories. The real
story is much more important and entertaining. By the way, it has gotten
all over the Beltway that Gannon is HIV+ and has been for some time. That
bit of news ought to keep certain very highly placed people unhappy as
hell! Another State Funeral a la Reagan in the offing? Facial lesions
finally clarified?

Also, in the same area, there is growing panic over the information,
strictly embargoed and classified, that a surveillance tape from the
in-house security system has gone Dixie ! No one knows what might be on it
but it has really disappeared from a very, very secure area. Many of us
suspect what is on it and if we are right and it gets onto the Internet
(the tame media would never, never dare to even hint at it) then the fecal
matter will strike the fan with force.

Of course I could be very, very specific about who, what, why, where, when
and how (as my old journalism 212 teacher would have insisted) but anyone
who has to take more then twenty seconds to figure this one out is brain
dead.

I see lots of fun coming, children.

There are those of us here who do not worship at the shrine of God’s
drooling Second Son and we are all exchanging knowing winks and nods.

I was conversing with a Marine Corps guard last week and he referred, with
a wide smirk, to ‘ol’ Bush, broke open like my Granddaddy’s 12 gauge
shotgun…..” And when one of the Ice Virgins, as I call some of the very
religious, and crazy, old aunties in the typing pools, says that the
President was on his knees in the Oval office, it very well might not have
been to pray to his Real Father.

Yes, this is going to be fun because our gutless, hand-puppet press is so
busy looking the other way.

I suppose Certain People ought to be tested for HIV+ but that is just an
idle thought.

Yes, we are all waiting for the second shoe to drop, especially if, as is
strongly rumored, Gannon publishes his sizzling journals. If this ever
happened, and Gannon would have a terrible traffic accident (a bus would
fall off of a tall building when Gannon was underneath it) long before
anything saw print, there would be a mass exodus from Washington . The
Beltway’s loss would certainly be San Francisco ’s Castro District’s gain
in that case. Why not join us in waiting?”
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